just read it....

BEFORE MARRIAGE
Man : At last. I can hardly wait!
Woman : Do you want me to leave?
Man : NO !! Don't even think about it.
Woman : Do you love me?
Man : Of course! Always.
Woman : Have you ever cheated on me?
Man : No !! Why are you even asking?
Woman : Will you kiss me?
Man : Every chance I get!
Woman : Will you hit me?
Man : Hell no! Are you crazy?
Woman : Can I trust you?
Man : Yes !!!
Woman : Darling !!!

AFTER MARRIAGE
*Read from the BOTTOM BACK to the TOP* =_="